Kerry? Kennedy? Wha? Bush can't tell the difference!

According to the official debate transcript, the duly selected President of the United States of America can't tell the difference between these two men (shown below). The one on the left is Senator Ted Kennedy. The one on the right is Senator John Kerry.

"BUSH: Let me see where to start here. First, the National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal senator of all. And that's saying something in that bunch. You might say that took a lot of hard work."

There's more!

Dubya's obvious confusion between Senator John Kerry and Senator Ted Kennedy may help to explain why he also has had such a terrible time distinguising between these two men!

Shown below on the left is that old war ally from the mujahadeen and old business partner of the Bush family, the arch-nemisis of the 9-11 attacks himself... "Osama Been Forgotten"! Just to the right of that "evil old Osama" is that other old war ally and business partner (prior to Gulf War I, that is!), the mastermind behind the mastermind of the 9-11 attacks... Saddam Hussein!

See, George?! It's like a whole other bad guy!

Say what you want, but I think that I am onto something here! Maybe the whole war in Iraq thing was just a case of mistaken identity?